Fat Charlie the Archangel 
Sloped into the room 
He said I have no opinion about this 
And I have no opinion about that 
Sad as a lonely little wrinkled balloon 
He said well I don't claim to be happy about this, boys 
And I don't seem to be happy about that 

I don't want no part of this crazy love 
I don't want no part of your love 
I don't want no part of this crazy love 
I don't want no part of your love 
I don't want no part of this crazy love 
I don't want no part of your love 
I don't want no part of this crazy love 
I don't want no part of this crazy love 

She says she knows about jokes 
This time the joke is on me 
Well, I have no opinion about that 
And I have no opinion about me 

Somebody could walk into this room 
And say your life is on fire 
It's all over the evening news 
All about the fire in your life 
On the evening news 

I don't want no part of this crazy love 
I don't want no part of your love 
I don't want no part of this crazy love 
I don't want no part of your love 

Fat Charlie the Archangel 
Files for divorce 
He says well this will eat up a year of my life 
And then there's all that weight to be lost 
She says the joke is on me 
I say the joke is on her 
I said I have no opinion about that 
Well, we'll just have to wait and confer 

I don't want no part of this crazy love 
I don't want no part of your love 
I don't want no part of this crazy love 
I don't want no part of your love 
I don't want no part of this crazy love 
I don't want no part of your love 
I don't want no part of this crazy love 
I don't want no part of this crazy love